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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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