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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hermoine eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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