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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Picard eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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