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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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