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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Princess eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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