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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Princess eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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