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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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