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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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