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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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