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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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