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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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