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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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