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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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