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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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