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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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