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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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