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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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