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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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