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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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