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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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