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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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