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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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