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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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