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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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