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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Coco eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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