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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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