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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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