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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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