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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Smeagol eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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