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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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