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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daenerys eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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