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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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