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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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