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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Akira eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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