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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Trotsky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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