Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.