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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bob eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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