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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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