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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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