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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Oscar eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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