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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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