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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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