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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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