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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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