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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daenerys eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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