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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Yoda eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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