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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮
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