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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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