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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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