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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maggie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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