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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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