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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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