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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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