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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Peanut eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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