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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dexter eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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